Selected #4 overall in the draft, William "The General" Sheufelt will prove to be the thorn in the side of those that passed him by, namely Matt and Jack.

(Also pictured, last year's Jamil "Worst Pick Ever" Muchell :)
Position: Point Guard
School: Humboldt State University
Height: 6'-2" | Weight: 185

 
 
 

Position: Point Guard
School: Chico State University
Height: 6'-0" | Weight: 175

 
 
 

Position: Power Forward
School: Sonoma State University
Height: 6'-3" | Weight: unknown

 
 
 

Position: Guard
School: CSU Dominguez Hills
Height: 6'-3" | Weight: 215

 
 
 

Position: Guard
School: CSU Dominguez Hills
Height: 6'-4" | Weight: 195

 
 
 

Jerrell "Mini-KG" Smith, how could I pass him up down here at #6? You will all feel his pain!
Position: Power Forward
School: CSU Dominguez Hills
Height: 6'-9" | Weight: 220

 
 
 

Blake "Kirk Hinrich" Saunders, It's all about the hair, man! Oh, did I mention he will be Freshman of the Year? 16 pts. 11 rebounds off the bench against DI Saint Mary's, guess he might make Team Bif after all!
Position: Forward
School: Sonoma State University
Height: 6'-7" | Weight: unknown

 
 
 

Christofer was drafted mere minutes before his first game of the season and immediately showed why Team Bif has the best nose for trades in the business. 29.5 Fpts. against a DI opponent. Alas, these were "fake" points, so Team Bulldog and the rest of the league can sleep easy this opening week, but look for a lot of noise down at the bottom of this order in the weeks to come!!
Position: Guard
School: CSU Los Angeles
Height: 6'-1" | Weight: 180

 
 
 


Rookie Placeholder of the Year, Team Bif actually traded him away while he was still on the plane to the training facility. Good riddance COYOTE SCUM!!
Position: Forward
School: CSU San Bernardino
Height: 6'-6" | Weight: unknown